Well, you could just wail on them with Papa Johns pizza.....or feed it to them. Same damage in the long run.

getting one cheerleader wet

“It’s... beautiful.”

Neither does John Elway.

“Looks fine to me...”

Congrats on your sober time! That’s awesome! :)

When I was in high school my great-grandmother came to visit. She was 96 at the time, and as we left the house for dinner she told her son, my grandfather, 77 years old, retired steelworker, father of two, grandfather of four, and great-grandfather of three, “Orval, it’ll get chilly once the sun sets. Ought’n you take…

That image is ‘shopped. No way trumps hands are that big.

Racism? In the White House?

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...in a lump sum.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

This. You can pry my cheese from my cold dead hands.

Too bad THE ONE COUNTRY WE’VE EVER GOTTEN TERRORISTS FROM IS NOT ON THE GODDAMNED LIST.

Or perhaps one really strange fetish, by proxy/accident.

I can’t wait to Mueller gets hold of Trump’s taxes.

I AM FUCKING RETURNING YOUR ASS TO THE GRAYS TONIGHT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mine from the last 5 years would like to invite yours to coffee

I could have swore he spent the whole of the Obama Presidency bitching about how much golf Barack played. Also I thought Trump was going to be too fucking busy “Making America blah, blah, blah...” to find time to golf.