Weed!

Mallstalker might be the best description. It’s bad when you have to complain to mall security or anyone about a guy when you work at a mall. Most of them take the hint. They might stare creepily at you from a bench for a little bit. Usually they go away once they’ve eaten their candy or they start weirding other…

Ha! Here’s my 9 week old Harlequin and his 3 year old Merliquin sister.

That’s not a cat, that’s a mother fucking Ewok.

Woah....did she magic his skin off in the last gif? wtf is that from?

I think it was in that same vein of when Oprah gave people new cars (or bees. I’m pretty sure she gave them bees) to the same effect?

The only way to respond to these motherfuckers

*Raises hand* I can attest to this.

I know I’m like the 12th person to comment this, but he’s not technically releasing them. They’ve been scheduled for release since George Sr. was President. There was just always, the slim chance, that whoever was in office could fight their release.

Points for “Orange cum-sock administration”. That’s one I wish I could use at work.

“Cum-sock administration.” LOL. I’m dying.

I fucking love that gif.

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I believe that children are supposed to be rescued by the Knight Bus, not the Hogwart’s Express. This is not canon, and I think they should return the family to the highlands until they can work out a more lore-friendly rescue system.

Now that is some good Kinja!

That could only be more American if you got someone to grow your cotton in your backyard for you and didn’t pay them for it.

Tbh, if you aren’t using that time to piss out the gallon of booze from the pregame, you’re probably not a big sports fan anyway

White Republican Jesus.