I’ve never seen an ass clock, let alone a huge one. I should tune in!

I am going to spring this on her just at the perfect moment.

This Windstar is doing its best Sean Spicer impression.

You’re on fire today!

Don’t worry, he’s going to reveal EVERYTHING in, oh, two weeks. Just make sure to watch the big, it’s gonna be tremendous, like, big as his ha-yuuuge hands, big announcement at TRUMP Tower. We’ll finally find out whether or not Obama’s from Kenya.

Jesus, that’s dark.

the two guys he met on the MRA/MGTOW forum you know he frequents.

Each picture has exactly two likes. They’re from the same two, single, bros, who also have awkward facial hair and enough chins to need a tally board.

Cruz is such a pious Christian man-type thing, how could he ever be tempted into viewing such sinful material? Clearly the Devil is an expert in hacksmenship and broke into Ted’s twitter account and “liked” that dirty, dirty post.

As a voter in western America, Mrs. Angry and I were very excited that Booker seemed poised to take a run at the White House. Now... not so much. I can forgive him a little, as he’s a professional politician, and no matter how honest and ethical any man or woman is before they are elected to state or federal level…

Estimates of false reports are really, really hard to do (as you might imagine). Also, false reports doesn’t always mean false victims. A study I saw a while back found that a significant number of potentially false reports were reported by someone other than the alleged victim—for example, a parent who disapproved of…

Excellent work.

As Bennett was not arrested or charged for any crime, we can safely assume he has not committed any crime. Why then does this letter attempt to paint him as a criminal and a villain in this scenario?

Wait, why am I talking to a climate change denier? Am I a hostage in this scenario?

My mom and dad, back when they used to watch a lot of CSI and real life murder shows, used to joke all the time about poisoning each other with thallium. They are super in love and so your jest just gave me an “awwww” moment.

We just need to OWN them, silly - not know how they WORK.

I can only barely bear bare bears, I don’t want them armed.