e) reads letter supporting Dump from a two year old named Radish

Hageners gonna hagen

I will both listen to someting else AND Hagen on their appearance and you CAN’T STOP ME

I gather you’ve never been challenged to a duel by a rooster.

We had a rooster and two hens when I was a kid. Rooster was a total asshole, ambushing anyone who came into the back yard, spurs up as he jumped at your face.

Does that guy in the middle of the picture have four popped collars?

“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”

I live in Bangor, the town Derry is based on

If I had to guess, it’s because Maine has this timeless feel... and it’s kind of cut off from the rest of New England. I could see weird and spooky shit happening here and everyone just kind of being like “meh, that’s what we have to deal with”

Or cock.

I like you.

Sometime in the future when Denali runs for president

enjoy this, right?

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

I realize it Hertz, but here’s an Enterprising idea:

That would be why I like Dodge so much. The Hellcat and Demon? Pretty sure that’s about as close as you get to the engineers saying “screw this, we’re going to build what we want”.

I love that her handle is TinkerBelle -- always knew that little pixie was a white supremacist and fascist, working to eradicate the local indigenous population while simultaneously taking advantage of the local orphans.

Good for her, Spencer is a piece of shit. And I’m not surprised he didn’t want to get into with a white woman, especially without any cameras around.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

By what must be an astonishing coincidence, I also had a baby blanket named Blankie. It was originally a bright yellow, with yellow ribbon around the edge. I think Blankie eventually wore out, and due to asthma my mother wouldn’t allow me to have any soft toys, especially not in bed. Eventually she gave in, and I was…

My blankie was yellow and made of this ridiculously soft (and also very warm) waffle fabric with some kind of satiny trim. It felt wonderful in my hands and when I would wrap it around me.