I got a pedicure and drank red wine at the nail salon, which helped, and I know my anxiety medication is taking the edge off of my tendency towards feedback loops of nerves. Actually looking at places is enjoyable, in part because I feel like I’m doing something instead of waiting for another landlord to tell me…

hahaha

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

Bass? Dropped.

Camoflauging themselves as Hondas now.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

That would be just fine.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

I was going to write a lengthy reply, but SchnauzerPants covers it perfectly. Take care of your anxiety issue first. The rest will come in good time.

I don’t know if I have the answer but Tackle the alcohol problem first. Find a program through a hospital and explain all your concerns. 29 is way to young and your health will begin suffering. You will need to want to quit. I have been sober almost 20 years and once I realized I didn’t want to drink I was able to…

Find someone to talk to who is not your romantic partner. Therapist, doctor, counselor, clergy, whatever - someone you trust to whom you can hand all of this. I am not certain that a high tolerance = alcoholic, but the very fact that you are seeing that in yourself indicates that some level of assistance is in order.…

Well AA is absolute shit. Lifetime success rate of something like 5%.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

“Back”?

Fish are cool to look at.

Classic “I didn’t know I could get in trouble fot it” face

No no, the heads pop off if the rope is too long. Too short and they just strangle like a kid whose asthma inhaler is no longer covered by insurance.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.