Unfortunately, not just the shores. The high tide stank has gotten progressively even when just crossing the bridge from PA.

You don’t have Facebook!?! How do you get the good work from our Lord and savior Zukerberg? Enlarge your penis in 7 minutes using these tricks?

Typical sheeple! (Sheeperson? Not sure how it works in the single) Our overlords will obviously be giant squids!

AOC gave me some faith, but my biggest concern is with the old dogs not being willing to concede to the new generation. We can elect people that actually represent us for days, but if they’re throw on the back burner, we’re still screwed.

They shouldn’t be sad! The fact he only lost by 200k in Texas is crazy!

As bad as the waiting stinks, what I mentioned earlier definitely applies. Mueller definitely knows his shit and takes pride in his work. Until all the i's are dotted and the t's on the execution block, he won't pop.

I absolutely do love Texas turning out like that, but there's a significant hitch: Gillum losing his race will hurt Florida. A lot. But Cruz is a senator. That's gonna hurt everyone. More than a lot.

I'd probably have agreed until this election round. My generation (I'm 30) and the next one down is fucking scared. The status quo isn't working anymore.

Offering your concessions on what was an absolutely successful night for both Democrats, and more importantly Americans as a whole, is gross.

Fears abated: it was announced last night that they’re requesting his tax returns. Orange sludge pool is 110% about to freak the fuck out.

I’m 100% with you there. Mueller knows his shit and equally so knows pulling a move like that would cast a shadow on the investigation. I was speaking more towards the speculation that he would.

Dear fellow Americans,

Michigan legit took a ‘fuck this noise’ and turned out. Dems did well across the board, but I’m seriously happy Michigan ran train like that.

You won’t have to wait for 2020. Now that they have the House, Dems are going to start/push all kinds of fun investigations.

The lost seats were pretty meh, unfortunately. Republicans still were gonna have the majority regardless and fuckers like Manchin were still gonna be douchewads. 2020 will be a HUGE year, but taking the House now is a very nice consolation prize.

I love that moron in chief’s threats of ‘investigating the leaks’ would basically amount to people in his own party being uncovered as the culprits.

Dems were never going to retake Senate control, but I’m pretty stoked that House control will throw a serious wrench in Dotard’s face. They already announced that they’re going to request his tax returns.

See also: Fucking LOL at Scott Walker.

Fox is basically Jackie Moon.

With a hoard of climate change deniers running the country, the future of Florida probably includes voting for the next governer of Atlantis.