“Ivanka would be great, because she has zero qualifications. Great. Huge. Have you seen her ass?”

No judgement here; you can obviously assume the horrid depths of what I reluctantly suggested against what you’ve already seen.

*bless your heart*

Google the Ted Cruz and dad/Zodiac hug.

She could tell you in detail of her own personal experiences that took place during the Bowling Green Massacre, but she doesn't want to unfairly ruin the reputation of unnamed current sitting US presidents.

I believe Senator Cruz takes umbrage at your assessment....

I’m sad you didn’t end that with “I can tell you who definitely didn’t get in the box” 😂😂

Rremember when lying was a thing? Pepperidge Farms remembers. 

Goddamn..apparently this was the post to trigger all the rape apologists. Naw boys, not even gonna screenshot and post your whining.

2018: when it became a feature to put Raping on your resume.

It happened during the Bowling Green Massacre. #NeverForget

She has photographic proof!

Senators, boofing is clearly just slang for before oofing, which obviously was because she got drunk and was a slut.

Typical libdard! Boofing just means boo....while ing'ing. And Devils Triangle means BENGHAZI!

Let they who hath not boofed on senior week cast the/their first boof.

Er..have you seen the money these fuckers get? Salaried!? They'd be down with child cannibalism and the war on Neptune if it was tabled.

Ummm....

Ted Cruz couldn’t leave a trail of happy tissues if...ever.

You make valid, common sense points, but fuck all that and lemme check my calendar.

Gotta give him this: if Oompaloompa knows anything, it’s a long con game.