Hannity: Look at these underage sluts trying to frame a future President.

Gacy wasn't a pest; he was just clowning around.

Burner’s burner yolo: Foot Up Cracka Ass’s Cracka Ass as a platform, meh, better than most platforms that Dems use as a staple these days.

You lost me at checking emails. And by old, I’m 30. (Real talk: don't email me. Or call. Or text. Just nah)

Another split of my department deals with customer calls. It’s not uncommon to hear “they didn’t say good morning to me, I want them fired!”

Intriguing. As an old that doesn’t use twitter, how much of a pain in the ass would it be to do? On a scale of 1-10 where 1 is eating Tide Pods and 10 is understanding Tinder

We need a Twitter campaign that simply tells him to go fuck himself. But like, a million times per day.

Point blank refers to whatever her wandering eye sees beyond the veil, right?

Real talk: dafaq is her right (our left) eye seeing? Whatever it is, that shit mist be like mole-people levels of WTF.

You judgy hoe! Those TY Princess Di Bears with whatever that weird defect was will be humanity’s salvation after North Korea continues to not do shit.

I’m surprised he didn’t get barely legible stone tablets sent to him.

-Are you actively planning to shoot a person(s)

“In tonight’s news, Jezebel commenter Afterword was seen wearing kw’s scalp as a derby hat.”

I have the bizarre mix of being actively aware when dreaming, which means I can kind of ‘dream steer.’ What sucks is the random dream sleeping-brain is locked into something I can’t change. Trying to reconcile normal thoughts while trapped in an insane scenario is horrible.

Joke’s on them! They’re gambling with my crippling debt! Checkmate, ban...

Death by moose tightening would be the most fitting of ends to the Dotard administration.

New conspiracy: Lady Orange came up with Be Best just for an opportunity like this.

Once upon a time....

If any god exists (literally any. I’d even take one of those weird sheep gods from ye olden days) this fucker would walk out of his first speaking event ‘packed with 6 people, 4 of whom thought it was Bingo night, and find that whole rolling racist wagon up on blocks.