Uhhh..I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the cops listening on the scanner immediately sped to the area, located the guy, shot him a few times and sprinkled some crack on his body.

“Other qualifications we’d accept include: snake wrangler, overly intense little league Dad shouter, or at least 6th prestige on Call of Duty.”

He lists himself as a member of the New York Bar Association.

That’s obviously Wednesday’s WhitePowerBingo board, you silly person! Today is only Sunday. There’s a 48 hour minimum hour burboun intake window before we blackout her desperate compliancy and can even put the fuck in Fuckabee!

Sociopath Huckabee Sanders went on to remind everyone that as ‘a black,’Ben Carson is the most qualified on the Urban.

SHS’s eye just rolled that last 23 degrees into oblivion trying to figure out what the fuck to say at the podium tomorrow.

The defense should be hilarious. ‘Gentlemen and other things sitting in the jury box that belong in a kitchen or raising kids; Using campaign funds to pay off a porn star to cover an affair is an illusion, no COLLUSION! The defense rests.’

Goddamn.

I’m bigly tired of all this winning. WALL!

One thing that makes me unreasonable happy is that it’s next to the Home Depot. Power tools and booze? Uhhh, yes please!

*adjusts glasses* Ahem, that’s quite clearly where Pinhead lives.

I actually like and respect my dad quite a bit. He was horrible as a parent, but in the past ten years I’ve learned he is a good person and the some.

My broken collar bone and a whopping 30 min in the ER cost me 1,400. But if only Dotard had given me a one time tax bump of a grand, why, hell, I would’ve gone out and gotten me a nice McMansion (that I’m wholly unqualified for, but fuck regulations, right!?)

Let he without pee cast the first stream

Doesn’t that, in definition, state that Dotard was knowingly consenting to the agreement and NDA, and his lawyer as such directly acting as his behest, for the NDA to be evenly remotely enforceable? And in that same line, as Cheetolini has pressed for private arbitration, that he was a knowing and consenting party?

Counterpoint: he’s not lying about not paying. That’s kinda his MO. But I’d love to hear him say, under oath, that he hadn’t promised reimbursement to the lawyer that did pay on his behalf.

I 100% believe Jenna, because potatoes never hurt anyone. Well, except for the Irish. And as a descendant, we were kinda asking for it.

I know you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but can Repubs maybe look into expanding their design artist to one with more than one style?

Leading prediction is he testifies, gets all kinds of flustered and just leaves, fires Mueller and is absolutely done. There’s 100% a nuclear scenario set up by Mueller; he’s toast.

If he tries lying to Mueller, every media agency ever will sue for the release because that shit will be comedic gold even after the dolphin overlords take over.