Every trip me and gbgf go on: her: “ermagherd it’s a kitten!”

Frankly, I’m concerned that the entire student and faculty body wasn’t armed to respond to this threat half them thought was a drill.

I’ve seen this movie!

Hit it, try to muder a bus full of children, then acquit it.

At this point, I hope she gets eaten by a flock of meese.

“I got an abortion this time, but it’s because I prayed to god and he forgave me, unlike you slutty sluts! Abstinence is the path to free abor...er...hey everyone look over there, it’s Olympic Area from Russia!”

Definitely needs 100% more Amanda Bynes. Unfortunately, I think doing it would be 100% not good for her.

He typed ACA, but it was prob just autocorrect while trying to type BENGHAZI!

To be fair, I’m a double certified doctor via the boards of Glitterbombs and Farts, both which are absolutely real and NO I DIDNT MAKE THEM UP!

Welcome to Bounced Checks and whatever would work for how fucked up ‘balance’ is these days.

If you’re not talking about a rump roast on the grill, there’s zero reason for ‘hot piece of ass’ to pass anyone’s lips.

Huh. So your argument is that babies are born with ingrained political affiliations...

I apologize for letting the Dotard Nazi outta the grays. That’s my bad :(

Stupid people keep stupiding.

I hope the Xmas card he receives from his parents next year, after his embarrassing loss to T-bals, is just a picture of bullshitt with no text.

I do have to step in and be a bit of an ass here. The large majority of my posts/threads are designed for fun and snark. While gbgf will tell me I’m an idiot, I’m a grown ass adult and this is one piece I’ve wanted for over 15 years. I was getting it eventually anyhow. Any perceived drama is a fun over-hyping on…

I kinda love that we can make Howard Dean a verb...

Illegal immigrant and felon votes: the votiest of votes!

My other ones are all on my back; easy-ish to hide. Yesterday’s is on my forearm; not easy to hide.

Does “I tripped and fell on a third year Trig major” sound believable?