Related (and worth the watch if you haven’t seen it):

This but without the symbols

Are you perhaps a ninja, ghost, or ninja-ghost?

In true Philly fashion, I hope you out googly eyes on his urn!

So I just got home from the Philly Tattoo Convention, where I went to meet up with some friends and not get a tattoo.

Someone should inform the ancient Romans. And...er...probably our pre-human ancestors. I’m 93.77% sure the first spoken phrase ever strung together is “it fits, I sticks”

Are we seeing an uptick in irregular-ass sex to compensate? Or at least regular ass-sex?

*slight breeze blows by*

Da faq? Are they, like planning on teaching/including their ch...

Dotard supporters: “See? He can’t read, just like us!”

*Nukes on parade*

There was no conversation in what he did. What he did was release a flamboyant #NotAllMen. His humble brag doesn’t actually do a damn thing to help.

If ‘we as men’ agreed with this movement, there’d be no movement.

Good evening, Mr. Anderson.

Wouldn’t it just have been easier to Chemtrail the whole area? Sheelpe are too stupid to carry vinegar with them at all times and are susceptible to ILLUMINATI attacks. And did they completely ignore all those steel beams in the stadium? A stadium used.....TO STORE GRAIN!?!?

Such and incredibly gross attack by the Deep State Sharia Secret Kenyan Libtards against the Disney Corporation.

Finally! After all these millennia of oppression by the femnazis, one brave man has finally stepped up to battle the matriarchy!

Welp, that was an embarrassing giggle/laugh.

At least you stuck around and tried to make them stop crying! Crying mini-human = Glitterbomb out!

My answer is 100% honest, is not sanctimonious, and makes sure the question is never asked again: kids suck and I’m way too selfish for a kid.