My answer is 100% honest, is not sanctimonious, and makes sure the question is never asked again: kids suck and I’m way too selfish for a kid.

A coworker of mine saw the Faux News headlines and was giddy, because they ‘revealed so much.’ I sent him the memo to read and immediately watched his face drop when it became obvious there was nothing scandalous in it.

Such a sheep. I bet you didn’t even know that fracking defeated the British in 1776!

Thank you as well for caring! The simple, if it can be still called as much, emotion is almost a Big Foot in today’s world. Jezebel SNS seems to be one of the few forums where there’s open emotion shown.

I..er..don’t understand the reference. Also was just informed that there are like 100 tri-state areas, so there’s that.

I love you for the sentiment, but it’s by my own design. I’ve lived a fuller life than most people can dream of wanting and do enriching things every day through my passion of writing and on the side, living with our kinja community.

No doubt! I was in a very similar scenario until about two weeks ago. It5 does suck ten kinds of hard, but remember that the person that died only dies once; give them the mourning they need.

Did you you two tell moohoos yet? It has magical healing properties!

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I haven’t been any, but probably? Just stay away!

If you’re in the Tri-State area, I can stand outside your house with a boombox* playing Careless Whisper on a weekly basis until you hit a match?

Fair enough! Just don’t let him watch TOO much Unsolved Mysteries. You gotta keep and open window for...er...options? if he starts getting clingy. Makes it hard if he can identify the signs....

I’m just thankful that at 29 and 10 years of alcoholism under my belt, I’ll be dead way before I need any kind of savings lmao!

Fuck buddy. 100%. Unless you’re living there because you want to be (outsider view, sounds like you’re there because it’s your best option), the problem is that if anything happens, he’ll be fine, you won’t.

Jelly. About to get my best refund ever, and literally the day I get it, it’s all going back out to bills.

Do NOT fool around with man friend. Even if it’s something you want to pursue, you’re basically dependent on him right now which means he holds the cards.

It sucks, and I feel for you, but here’s the reality: you can clean pee; you can’t clean a broken human.

I would like to know:

I..was typing something, but it sounded preachy and out of place.

I got a DUI and my lawyers got the results thrown out and the only thing I got charged with was Observational DUI.