Probably counter productive, but pizza never judged me...

GBFG and I were exclusive fwbs for about 5 months before I said it, and another 2-3 before she saw an action (an unintentional thing that made her see...whatever she did) made her realize she really loved me too.

Do one that says ‘Fuck This Spatula!’

I definitely wasn’t, lol. There’s a lot about the scenario I can’t post, but I definitely crossed the line. First time it happened in over 6 years, but it was mid snow storm and we had a fire alarm go off in the building at the same time.

I am highly concerned that you do not want to watch the Superb Owl. And I’d like to know what channel it is on.

If you have yet to see the yo momma turned yo memo jokes, you’re welcome in advance.

Wind protection > warmth during March there. Keep skin covered, but keep it light.

Look on the bright side! We could waste our time curing cancer or AIDS, but fortunately we had a brilliant mind bring us rain booties!

Isn’t half the fun trying to figure out and testing the logistics of those positions? I’ve seen some ones that definitely would require a spotter or two for the average person to pull off

I DIDNT GET FIRED!

I’m lucky/unlucky in that manic glitterbomb brain really never wants to shut up and can talk depressive glitterbomb brain out of doing something stupid.

I kinda love that the Nazi’s ad is ‘do what we want or quit,’ while the obvious third option is ‘have a scotch and cigar while Dotard becomes Nixon 2.0.’ It’s almost like they think Cheetolini’s insanity works when your job isn’t Faux News or the to-be first removed from office and jailed President of the US

You shut your lying face hole! My Princess Di Bear is going to be worth millions! YOU HEAR ME!? MILLIONS!!!!

I’m fighting the good fight. Now if only fake autocorrect could stop changing libtard to libtart, we’d get JOBS!

You’re such a sheeple (sheeperson? Possibly an actual sheep that gained sentient abilities and also grew hoove-fingers?)

Those weird fucking amphibious boat-car things. That kind of insanity is how you get BENGHAZI.

Psh, you’re just using alt facts! White people are gonna work suuuuper hard once those coal mines reopen, but can you prove that black and Mescans will?

Tea is awful, but can we maybe chuck the amphetamines overboard this time and see how much of the right is still alive after a few weeks?

After (however many seasons we’re at) of Gold Rush, fuck it. I’ll be the ass that admits I wanna be the next polar opposite of Todd Hoffman and find the shit outta some gold.

But what was this all black women wearing when they got pregnant? I mean, she’s probably only having the kid in the first place so she can get her wellfare Bentley, right?