I haven’t been any, but probably? Just stay away!

If you’re in the Tri-State area, I can stand outside your house with a boombox* playing Careless Whisper on a weekly basis until you hit a match?

Fair enough! Just don’t let him watch TOO much Unsolved Mysteries. You gotta keep and open window for...er...options? if he starts getting clingy. Makes it hard if he can identify the signs....

I’m just thankful that at 29 and 10 years of alcoholism under my belt, I’ll be dead way before I need any kind of savings lmao!

Fuck buddy. 100%. Unless you’re living there because you want to be (outsider view, sounds like you’re there because it’s your best option), the problem is that if anything happens, he’ll be fine, you won’t.

Jelly. About to get my best refund ever, and literally the day I get it, it’s all going back out to bills.

Do NOT fool around with man friend. Even if it’s something you want to pursue, you’re basically dependent on him right now which means he holds the cards.

It sucks, and I feel for you, but here’s the reality: you can clean pee; you can’t clean a broken human.

I would like to know:

I..was typing something, but it sounded preachy and out of place.

I got a DUI and my lawyers got the results thrown out and the only thing I got charged with was Observational DUI.

Probably counter productive, but pizza never judged me...

GBFG and I were exclusive fwbs for about 5 months before I said it, and another 2-3 before she saw an action (an unintentional thing that made her see...whatever she did) made her realize she really loved me too.

Do one that says ‘Fuck This Spatula!’

I definitely wasn’t, lol. There’s a lot about the scenario I can’t post, but I definitely crossed the line. First time it happened in over 6 years, but it was mid snow storm and we had a fire alarm go off in the building at the same time.

I am highly concerned that you do not want to watch the Superb Owl. And I’d like to know what channel it is on.

If you have yet to see the yo momma turned yo memo jokes, you’re welcome in advance.

Wind protection > warmth during March there. Keep skin covered, but keep it light.

Look on the bright side! We could waste our time curing cancer or AIDS, but fortunately we had a brilliant mind bring us rain booties!

Isn’t half the fun trying to figure out and testing the logistics of those positions? I’ve seen some ones that definitely would require a spotter or two for the average person to pull off