I DIDNT GET FIRED!

I’m lucky/unlucky in that manic glitterbomb brain really never wants to shut up and can talk depressive glitterbomb brain out of doing something stupid.

I kinda love that the Nazi’s ad is ‘do what we want or quit,’ while the obvious third option is ‘have a scotch and cigar while Dotard becomes Nixon 2.0.’ It’s almost like they think Cheetolini’s insanity works when your job isn’t Faux News or the to-be first removed from office and jailed President of the US

You shut your lying face hole! My Princess Di Bear is going to be worth millions! YOU HEAR ME!? MILLIONS!!!!

I’m fighting the good fight. Now if only fake autocorrect could stop changing libtard to libtart, we’d get JOBS!

You’re such a sheeple (sheeperson? Possibly an actual sheep that gained sentient abilities and also grew hoove-fingers?)

Those weird fucking amphibious boat-car things. That kind of insanity is how you get BENGHAZI.

Psh, you’re just using alt facts! White people are gonna work suuuuper hard once those coal mines reopen, but can you prove that black and Mescans will?

Tea is awful, but can we maybe chuck the amphetamines overboard this time and see how much of the right is still alive after a few weeks?

But what was this all black women wearing when they got pregnant? I mean, she’s probably only having the kid in the first place so she can get her wellfare Bentley, right?

Psh, taking care of citizens is some libtart communist Benghazi bullshit. SAD! Losers! Will not MIGA!

I have faith in the system, wherein the system is people getting SUPER pissed when they get fucked over. The second dotard’s base sees any hint of a chop to their benefits or bottom line, he’s gonna be first in line for the not-metaphorical chopping block.

Generally speaking, it’s better to not give trolls a reason to sneak out from under their bridges.

I have my response (fully agreeing with you, with a counter staging of how and why) but it’ll fall to tl:dr and the trolls are on parade anyhow.

Yes. Die as in people will probably die. But it’s:

The flame throwers are for hunting the most dangerous game

It pisses off the Libtards SOOOO much when you eat Tide Pods!

As long as even one person tunes in, it technically will be the most watched State Of The Uniom in history....

Mansplaining truths: anything you’ve ever touched is coated in a literal blanket of semen. Gender wide, we probably need shock collars.

I have a secret dark fantasy of sending glitterbomb spawn to it’s first day of kindergarten rocking a shit that says ‘Fuck The Man.’