Just....don’t buy a blacklight. Or a cat that you name Olivia Benson....

/activateprogram.sys32.downtownabbey

If ya gotta do it, just get your mindset right: is it 6 months of having to deal with someone (that might actually be great!) or 6 months until absolute freedom?

Hey, you just said it! You know where your experience lies, and I’ll absolutely tell you that personal consultations can DEFINITELY support you when you do you own thing and can have fun with it. Beauty and perception define the world these days, everybody pays for it!

Idk if it’ll help, but I can share my experience from being on the other side. I got 5150'd, but wasn’t actually trying to kill myself (long story that’s not worth sharing). Getting put in gave me a super fun two weeks of people sharing new ways of how they tried to kill themselves/engage in self harm.

I’m 100% with you. (Obviously not your scenario) but I’m a diagnosed sociopath nd self treated with booze for the past 7 years. Going on 9 months sober, my brain is starting to forget what empathy and emotions are again. Biggest issue: I DESPISE pharmaceuticals because the side effects terrify me.

I’m working on not stitching a string of fun words onto the back of my child...

Seriously though, aside from kil...I mean... ‘hiking’ with your ex, check out places that would suit your needs being single. It’s amazing how much less you actually need when your needs are all that matter.

Do/did you work in the makeup industry? One of GBGF’s best friends was having trouble finding a career she enjoyed, but she is GORGEOUS and always had a huge makeup and accessories collection.

Go, but wear a garlic necklace. It’ll repel those shitty people that are only approaching you so others think they’re caring and close when they see it.

Craigslist’s ‘Free’ section is your new best friend!

Invite boyfriend on a nice, scenic hike.

ErRrr...want some guns? I can hop over to Wal-Mart and pick up like 10-12. I had to run out to buy Cheerios anyhow...

Your generation and mine (I’m about turn 30. Are we in different generations? Honestly I don’t know how this all works) need to team up and kill off the goddamn Boomers. Just kidding. But seriously.

It’s a pretty safe assumption that when Dotard said ‘swap,’ he was referring to the low and middle classes.

See: Pogo The Clown

“Dun dun dun

The FBI is one of the VERY few organizations I think they’d have a very tough time finding someone that would be controllable they can appoint. If, under the insanely slim chances, they did, there’d be a regime change that would trigger a billion and a half red flags.

That any non-wooden sculpture of Woody Allen exists is a tragedy in itself, but let’s not make tributes for rapists, eh? Can we at least agree on that, humanity?

When you’re up shit creek without a paddle, you have the luxury of finding a decent solution, but you’re also not soaked in shit in the mean time.