Ah, but you forget the overall mastermind....THE ILLUMINATI! Libtards shutting down the government is how we get tragedies like the Bowling Green Massacre.
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Please, PLEASE, let them try. And when they do, make sure someone has a camera pointed at Mueller. If there’s anything that could elicit an involuntary cackle out of that man, it’d be this.
SCOTUS wouldn’t touch this with a ten foot pole. A group of us (I’m just over the bridge in Jersey) were having a laugh that with Murphy being elected, we’re gonna rush to legalize and bring in all that sweet, sweet money.
Related: Crackle should fight the 12 year old in the Octagon, because that shit would probably fix our world. Also: watching Snap’s reject brother get choked out by a child would be amazeballs.
MANJACKING THIS!
Sorry, boss, but working Sundays is now out of the question. You know, my religion and all that. Also, I gotta stop treating customers like gold. False idols, golden calf, yeah.
Bears really are just big..ger..cats. Hell, my cat knows every organ besides my liver is delicious. We can teach bears! Treadwell believes me!
An actual rum ham could govern better than Christie.
To be fair, it would be fucking SPLENDID if they forced him to get up in front of the world and apologize, because you know that shit would push him ten leaps closer to a stroke. If he didn’t just have it there on live TV.
“Officer, are you familiar with....Everquest?”
Andre is just excited that this week’s flavor of Kool-Aid is Gay Bashing Grape.
Dotard is just waiting on all those Norwegian immigrants to arrive with their ice picks.
Jersey checking in; we didn’t forget. Fuck this pompous wind bag, goodbye, good riddance, and may the door slam your ass on the way out.
I just side eyed the fuck out of my fruit bowl.
Do a Google search for the Tristate Mall in Claymont, DE. It may be the sketchiest mall in America.
SHS went to drink the Kool-Aid, found it’s texture lacking, and then asked Cheetolini to jerk off into the cup.
Look, a breaking news segment, obviously they do what they can. But Tapper gave this guy a spot for a reason.
I think even having him on was the Master Troll, and Jake had that whole thing planned start to finish. He obviously knew EXACTLY what to say to make that lummox burst the door open. Watch Jake’s eyebrows just before he goes for the jug.
“That is not the law. D....did you....not know that?”