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And waste a perfectly goo...wait. Yes, that may actually work out perfectly! But only the beating part. They can nibble on the boostraps they’re clearly not using to lift themselves out of poverty.

“he would have to raise the price of his shitty pizzas a grand total of ....80 cents”

Damn right! That’ll teach her to not get molested as a child! WHORE!

#Lebtards #FakeNews #Illuminati

Securer community:

It’s so tacky saying it, but it’ll always be my favorite movie. Watching it in my teens legitimately changed my perspective on life.

There is only one solution in a fair and balanced democracy: Thunderdome.

I take comfort in knowing the most powerful man in the English speaking world (excluding women, because Queenie would FUCK him up in a cage fight. Or any other contest, really) can almost speak English.

Also: Donnie Darko is still my everything. There’s never a wrong time for a DD gif.

It’s pretty adorable that you don’t realize that Claudia is both smothering you and pre-warming your face for consumption.

I would give it to Pearl Jam’s Love Reign O’er Me. Not particularly a huge PJ fan, but that really is an AMAZING cover.

Even knowing how fucked it is on premise, goddamnit I want to be knighted. But then, I have zero ties to GBE, so it’d never happen.

The day rules or laws actually apply to individuals making $500,001+ per year* will be the day pigs sprout wings.

Allow me to mansplain: GLITTER!

You should stop being such a judgy asshole, mostly because God told me that Moorlestor got the most votes because White Jesus. Pedophile McKiddlefondles definitely won, it’s just because Benghazi EMAILS and libtart abortions and aliens AND THE FUCKING ILLUMINATI AND CHEMTRAILS.....

Gimme a sec to not check my browser history for a video representation I neither searched for nor watched multiple times.

I am. And I do. But I shouldnt.

I believe it’s actually spelled bukkake.

Sweet! All I asked for for Christmas was a reason to never sleep again, and here it was, waiting for me on Splinter!

My immediate thought: