I’d like to put in a side demand for a Thackery Binx cameo.
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99.99% sure it is. My mom’s is the most amusing. She complains about Asian driving, but can’t praise enough the skills, culture and diversity they bring to the country. Then she complains that the couple across the street doesn’t talk to them because (unspecified Asian trait) but how the wife is a DAMN good department…
It was a joke(kindof) and id never suggest shitting on anyone’s stoop(seriouslyshitontheirstoop) or taking pictures we can revel in(youBETTERTAKEPICSWECANREVELIN) because that’d be cruel(ANDILOVEIT).
Thanks! It’s not by choice, but I agreed to only drink when the gf green lights it, which is few and far between.
Find a super happy family celebrating Christmas morning surrounded by family and loved ones, then shit on their stoop. Take pictures.
I won’t be. 7 and change months sober (one exception for the Star Wars party. Holy shit I forgot what a mega-super-ultra hangover felt like). It’ll be weird, my folks big thing is their Xmas eve party where everyone gets LIT. Seeing it through sober eyes will probably prove terrifying, lol.
Da faq is ‘internalized misogyny’? Is that like, self loathing over being a woman?
A frighteningly massive dildo positioned upright in the middle of the floor when he comes out of the bathroom. Then pretend it isn’t there, like you can’t even see it.
My cat tried to fight the tree on his first christmas. He didn’t win.
So the crazy traveling begins tomorrow! I get off work at 3.30, then have to drive (and all these times are praying for zero traffic) 35 min home to pick up GlitterbombGirlfriend, drive an hour down to my parents for their wild Xmas eve party (and my first sober Xmas eve ever, god help me), drive an hour back home…
There’s a semi-sentient-pumpkin-human that can almost speak English featured on TV daily, so there’s also that.
Plus, on the short list of things to ABSOLUTELY not fuck with/piss off, the FBI is up there with a swarm of wasps and giant meteors.
Youre such a hypocritical asshole. Have you ever had to stand toe to toe with and unarmed six year old when all you have is a gun to defend yourself!? What if he said that he’s rubber and you’re glue before you can shoot him dead? Why, that bullet would just bounce off him and return to you!
Idk dude. He looks kinda Mexican. Have we verified that he’s not a cartel funded serial rapist? Nothing says cartel rapist like a fohawk. He definitely looks like he was up to no good. Wall! Illuminati! EMAILS!
“So my best friend was habitually raped by her dad as well, can you tell me how you coped with it so I can pass it on to her?”
I’m stoked that they’re mostly older than me, then equally depressed that at 29, my balding makes me oh-so-much older.
This is fake news. Hazel was 1013 years old in 2007, but the world stock of virgin blood dried up thanks to Hostel II and Madonna, so she forcibly aged a bit.
Joanna is my short (although in my case, no sleeved [dont ask]) sleeved spirit animal.