Sometimes people think about gullotines without directly suggesting people assassinate humans.

That’s where we stayed, it was super cheap! Also, Zoomanity was there. Highly recommend it if it’s still going!

What a surprisingly racist move by the GOP! Now where did I leave my Uttterly Shocked mask...

This is a clear violation of Free Speech*

Shamelessly paraphrasing from another commenter, taken from Facebook, taken from Twitter:

How does your roommate feel about polygamy?

As a NJ resident, it’s worth considering. Once governer cheeseburgers gets kicked and the state is the first in the mid-atlantic to legalize, we’re gonna be feeling reeeeal nice as far as taxes and state funds go. Better to get in early before you get priced out!

“(In NYC, where I live, day care costs roughly $1400 - $1700 per month.)“

3) punch them in the taint, tell any small children they have that Santa isn’t real, then nope the fuck outta there.

For a more up beat statistic, 100% of Roy Moores can eat a bag of dicks, but not in the Senate!

DID SOMEONE SAY EMPTY CHAI...oh..nevermind:( I’ll be in my corner if anyone needs me

Got to know when to cast ‘em, know when to outlast ‘em,

If there was any god, they’d be able to convince Oprah to don faux-white face and do it. That would drive Agent Orange and Slippy-eye Senders absolutely NUTS.

SHS is giving you the evil ey...wait, no, it just wandered off. NO, now it’s back! You take that evil sta....nope. There it goes again.

Boooooo! (and related Buu gif, to represent Alabama voters)

His ancestors kept the happiest negros! Y’all libtards just ignore how good we treated our slaves!

This is a flawed study. They need a control group that eats ALL the cheese.

Is...is that frowned upon? Oh god, guys!....

The gf and I are currently nibbling on some cheese and watching The Gifted. Judging by the death state she just gave me, no sex :(

You take my cheese, I’ll take your life!