Dems not Dotards is pretty catchy.

I mean, it’s not your face at risk.

Counterpoint: she orders her own crabs, like a sheeperson. I bet she also thinks the earth is round and doesnt know the mole and lizard people are working with the Illuminati to spread Chemtrails that weaken all our steel beams!

You don’t understand the implications of this! Now my gf will revert back to her pursuit of leaving me for JLaw :(

As if he isn’t already? Come on. Do it. All the cool kids do it. SUBMIT TO THE PEER PRESSURE (and also the amazingness of that footage you’ll capture!)

You’re missing the Vagician!

He must be insane. It’s well known that mom can ALWAYS whoop your ass, no matter her age or condition.

Real pros know to microwave the turkey!

DEFINITELY don’t quote me here, (I’ve read in places I can’t cite or link to on a whim) that periods occur earlier in recent years for [insert reason here], but dring the time frame the (alleged, [puke]) assaults would have occurred, wouldn’t that have been like 40/60 that they hadn’t had their first period?

Last I heard, it wasn’t acceptable to be in a room with women unless Mother was present....

Also, triceratpos never (allegedly, because we have to) assaulted, attempted to rape, nor was banned from any malls for their behavior against 14-16 year old girls.

Look on the upside; starring and sharing a story where something in the world goes right will never be a bad thing.

Starring is easy. Commenting is (what passes for) hard.

I’ve found that morons, with their limited brain capacity, only have enough space for a few insane theories. Find one they no nothing about and watch the smoke pour from their ears.

“When he says “soft on crime,” he means black and brown people”

Roy Moore: he’ll be almost as hard on crime as he is for teenage girls.

I will never tire of this precedence setting winning.

Does she even have the hand/eye/other wandering eye co-ordination to pull it off?

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

Yes.