The cat tripping that baby is fucking hilarious. It just casually sticks its and KO’s the fuck outta her.

That’s from Buffy. It’s probably been 15 years, so dont quote me, but I believe that’s pissed-off-evil-Willow-mode, and that’s a regular human she de-skins.

(Riggs + Murtaugh) + Alcohol - Inhibitions + Recorded Line - Murtaugh = Passion Of The Christ

I’m 116% sure that any message from the great beyond a cat would leave involves small, dead creatures in bed or shit in a slipper.

Goddaman pirates and their flying death robots!

This concerns me almost as Killary’s emails. Has anyone bothered to discuss her emails yet? WWIV can wait. Even if it won’t.

Thank White God!

If you don’t wear 5+ inch platform shoes on the regular so you literally talk down to him, I’m disappointed in you.

Word on the street she may or may not be El Chapo’s mentor, La Chapa.

It’s the great Right circle:

Counterpoint: (NSFW, has some language)

Has anyone been able to prove that Knox isn’t actually DB Cooper?

Alt-lies.

I proudly support the right to blindly fire guns at unseen targets. ‘Merica!

Loud neighbors are the worst.

“It’s entirely due to taxation”

My cat has been pumping the breaks almost non stop. As in, repetitively walking all over my broken collar bone.

We should start erecting Benedict Arnold statues around the south until they get the point.