CORNDOGZHI!

This sort of thing is the only semi-comical aspect of the Orange Cum-sock administration. Dude is so fucking stupid he’ll release all the dirty national secrets so we can finally know once and for all.

It never fully goes away. I’m 4 years since escaping hell. Itch in the middle of the night? Bet your ass I’m waking up and stripping the bed to search.

The gf and I were watching Ozark (highly recommend it!) and in one episode an autistic kid walks into a department store and buys a gun. She laughed at how absurd that premise was until I told her we can drive 20 min to Walmart, where we live in South Jersey, and do the exact same thing.

Saymwah’s hot take: yeah but what about her emails?

Mine texted me (we were friends of friends and met a few times) to drive an hour to come pick her up for a quick fling. I had my 20 yes’s before even leaving the house, lol.

Scout Scouts should be a thing. Actually looking for kids with personality, individuality, and ambition, and rather than directing them, letting them choose their questions and inhibit their path to answering their questions by primarily using their own means with assistance from experience when needed.

Well..at least coal mining jobs are coming back and the government will keep their hands off my Medicare, right?

I scrolled through, but too many replies remember what’s been mentioned. That said, and in no particular order aside from Zombeavers:

How this administration resolves conflict:

They need to make the dangling thing an eagle and he’ll run himself into a heart attack.

All they’d really have to do is go on any network that isn’t Fox and Cheeto McKetchupSteak would never know. Even better if they did it on a weekend, seeing as he’d be too busy golfing to catch the overflow. Then just edit it out of the half page he reads every morning and bloop, there’s our scoop on how fucked we…

How is a woman supposed to know she’s doing a good job without a firm pat on the backside?

Glitter things are the best things.

Guess it’s better than being zombied? Nothing ruins post coitus like a dude praying mantising you.

It sounds like your sister is in need of a boob punch.

Of course he had a gun in a school zone. What if there had been bears!?!

When you’re white, you’re standing your ground.