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The only thing men and women are currently fighting for is the right to keep defense contractors wealthy and to cover up for our giant ass whoops. Thank god we killed all those WMDs though.

Ya’ll are so judgy. When will the white, male, alleged-molester defending wealthy get a chance to not be treated like second class citizens for once? You guys just don’t understand how hard they have it!

So you’d like your assless chaps to have a heavier following?

Kleenex: preventing the next generation of assholes since 1924.

Are the rich gonna be okay though!? I’m super concerned about the rich. If they can only fly Gulfstream IVs instead of V’s, I’ll be beyond heartbroken.

Why did I move to Jersey! I could have hit trip 7's or literally any other random combo and have gotten an AR15 instead of going to Walmart!

Spoiler: that person doesn’t exist. It’s just the boner persona the right claims actually does.

Breaking news from the War on Christmas! Black Santa has dealt a hardy blow to White Santa!

Real Patriots™stand and knit an American flag using a pair of AR15's in place of needles with cotton they grew in their own back yard while reciting the Declaration AND singing along to the national anthem at the same time while surrounded by portraits of White Jesus!

Did All State forgive her first ‘accident?’

I’m sick of all the attention these paid-bus-hood-riding-libruls are getting!

“you have republicans (like the freedom caucus) who believe things like repealing Obama-care and replacing it with basically a bag of fucking spiders”

Counter point: without all the rape, murder, genocide and utter cultural destruction, the world would have never gotten corn dogs several hundred years later.

World wars fought off your own soil tend to be lucrative for the wealthy.

I suspect his brain is too shot to remember what happened last week, let alone what he said during his Klan Rally for President.

Upside: with a collective IQ of 14, he’s bound to be set on fire by one of his fellow cockmongers eventually.

Let us never forget that time the flag got deployed into a bullshit war and died, then there were no more flags because that’s how reality works.

To be fair, have you ever seen black people when they’re angry? You wouldn’t like them when they’re angry!

“You guys know what this represents?”

When worn as pants by either men or women: