Non-lethal force went away the second officers realized it’s 1920 again and they can shoot and person at any point time, then get some paid time off while the Union clears their name.

Robbing meals from Meals on Wheels recipients on a monthly basis. Started in 2012 and continue interest in sharing racist memes.

They kind of have to, don’t they? Those men have got such a promising future in lacrosse! Can’t destroy a glorious future like that just ‘cus of a bit of rape!

The only thing anal-base glitter bombs can bring is a sparkly path down to hell.

I ran across the homeowners once upon a time and he was telling someone, that was trying to explain why he’s a fucking moron, about how Lincoln was the greatest Republican of all time.

Counterpoint: they’ll find a....gentle....nah, not gonna use that term. They’re gonna find a trust fund bro named Chad Michael Wealthyton III, acquire a life time prescription to Xanax and Pinot Weekly, then spend then next 45 years telling their fellow PTA Mom members about how the Mes’cans are coming to rape their…

Apologies, m’lady.

Psh, the mother does the crying from laughing emoji reaction because she while she means well, her subconscious is sneaking through.

Tswizzles knows when you are Spotifying; she knows when you’re Amazing Streaming.

“If a guy kicks a home run through the hoop in the third period, does it not count as good work if he’s not a member of the Miami Rockies?”

The one house had/has, I shit you not, a 30 foot Lincoln wooden totem, and about 8 Cheetolini signs in their yard.

Let he or she who does not partake in bi-monthly aquatic-based sneak attacks on and dragging-into-rivers before consumption of wildebeest cast the first stone!

Hell, i live in southern NJ and can think of 5 houses and/or trucks flying the traitors’ banner within a 2 mile radius.

$5 there’s at least fourteen pics of him in a Fedora from the same selfie-session. And even knowing he looks like a douche canoe, he uploaded them all hoping someone tells him how ‘classy’ he looks.

I was 90 some days sober. Thanks, jerk.

Nymeria and Ghost are off fuckin, just building a dope ass dire wolf army for the North.

I hate saying this, (seriously, I made the mistake of falling in love with a Jersey girl and still love her after 6 years. I’m blinking twice. Someone come save me!) but the ‘wrong’ side of the bridge is weirdly refreshing.

YOU HAVE ACCURATE FACTS AND DATA, WITH THE SUPPLIED DOCUMENTATION TO CITE THEIR CREDIBILITY, BUT HERE’S HOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE! SEE MY ALT-FACTS THAT MAY JUST BE MY IDLE SPECULATIONS THAT PROVE MY POINT!

“There were bad hombres, some really bad hombres, on both sides, okay? But JOBS! Every family, all the families, the greatest, greatest families, were able to mine coal. We didn’t need those rapists to mine coal. They were killing Jews after crossing the boarder or something, I don’t know. But I’ll say this. I’ll tell…

Is it really going to be that much of a mystery, though?