It’s definitely a mid-atlantic thing. My grade school nun had the bishop vigorously apologizing to a bunch of K-8 kids for screwing up and going to the wrong Newark (he went to NJ instead of DE and was several hours late).

Nice to know Cheetolini has expanded his TV time beyond Fox.

I blame the pee tape(s).

I don’t know ‘bout y’all, but I’m getting tired of all this winning. First he built this big ol’ wall paid for by the Mes’cans, then he got all them Mooslems out, and even dismantled ACA. And all in his first 100 days!

Judging by the photo where she’s intensely counting his chins, I’m leaning towards the not him option.

There’s a long running joke in my family that I catch some amazing lucky breaks, but have to pay for them in bad luck first. Wrecked my favorite car in May, came reeeeal close to losing my job due to a supervisor screwing up and forgetting to submit paperwork I gave them in July, and now the collar bone.

I went to the orthopedic doc yesterday and got some Tramadol or however it’s spelled so I can stop taking the percs. Super fun part, while the ER doc totally brushed off the surging pain I had going down to the elbow and said it was nothing, orthopedic said she’s pretty sure my rotator cuff is torn.

Just a combination of being a stupid kid and fluke accidents, then this freaking one in a billion scenario that got me on Saturday.

I’m wondering whether Cheeto is:

Noooo, only a sling for this one. I’ve actually not been wearing it though, it feels better to let the arm dangle loose. It’s been helping reduce the cramping/spasms and takes pressure off the break site.

I just went to the orthopedics office today, thankfully it’s not at a weird break angle, but they’re pretty sure I tore the rotator cuff, which is why I been having stabbing pains and muscle spasms down to the elbow. Of course, they can’t MRI it for about 2 weeks because the machine vibrations would be stupid painful.

Counterpoint: based on the picture, he’s been Fight Club training to go personally battle climate change alongside Sky Gandalf.

Can we confirm the actions/whereabouts of Chemtrails and the Illuminati during the time of the ‘liking?’

I absolutely love how a Cruz-fapper can’t even manage to paint a scenario where his whole family doesn’t hate him.

#AllStatuesMatter.

Thank you for that link to the Kinja train a literal three quarters of an inch below this one. I never would have noticed the generic comments of someone grossly ill informed, highly likely from an arbitrary state that doesn’t suffer from Booker’s pandering, that I deliberately chose to ignore, without you pointing…

I’m going on 30 and am incredibly depressed by Booker. Dude had a HUGE swath of people willing and ready to stand behind him if he was just willing to not twat out.

I’m not a Sanders supporter, but imagine being a heavy-left liberal voting for Sanders, and him deciding to Paul Ryan after getting elected.

Booker’s problem is that he’s part of the problem. Jersey could have, and I mean this literally, almost any and everything going for it. But we manage to hate ourselves and everyone we decide to pick to lead the way seems to love that mentality.