I went ahead and made a game cover for this:

Chotchkie’s middle management...duh.

fucking hipster mussels.

Have you seen the gang members wearing redcaps with an acronym for their slogan?

They would think I belonged to a gang of squirrels. We are pretty bad ass, If I do say so myself.

And everyone in Minnesota wearing a Twins hat is a member of the Milwaukee Brewers for some reason...

And cry. Don’t forget that she would cry.

Well, at least he’s not playing video games I guess.

I would like to sit this “refuses to be a victim” gal down and get right in her face and ask her to describe shooting someone that she knows since statistically that would be the case. I’d like for her to tell me how she thinks she would feel with a gun in her own face, with someone shouting about how you should be…

+1 Yute

The 327 didn’t come out till ‘63. And it wasn’t offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till ‘64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

All right, back to Jalop with you now.

+1 expert witness

“Hello, yes, I just witness a lovely couple being stoller-jacked by a grown black man in diapers and a bib. They were pushing him down the sidewalk. He was babbling, drooling and yelling like he was on drugs. The couple were obviously trying to keep their composure as they were smiling and talking to him cheerfully. I…

If I was old and rich ... ...I’d just go do whatever shit gets me off until I died.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Captain Pollution was orange tinted.

That owl is a goddamn LIAR.

Why El Dorado? What does the US Govt. have to do with that?!