GlitterbombFarts
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5/13/19
2:50 PM
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“Mommy, why did daddy lose his job?”
“Same reason he lost his marriage, honey. He has a real problem when it comes to eating ass”

5/8/19
2:10 PM
5

I just assume most of the ranting stupidity is the latest incarnation of the Tomato.

4/26/19
10:53 AM
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My favorite part is dreaming of, after his successor assumes office, he tries to do the thing that former presidents do when they sit down with their successor and explain the duties and responsibilities of the office, and the person is like “naahhh bro, you’re actually excused from WH grounds permanently, kthxbai!”

4/15/19
12:10 PM
4

I got halved, or close enough, as well. The part that stung is literally nothing (small raise) changed at all from the previous year. Student loans are paid off, left withholdings and what not the exact same. Mortgage interest is the same. Read more

4/11/19
10:19 AM
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Racist, unhinged, bloviating shitbags given a podium to spew fuel on a fire? Sure, why not.

4/11/19
9:29 AM
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The very few replies that think they’rewinning’ have pictures, because of course those morons love showing themselves to the world. And dear god, every single one looks EXACTLY like you’d expect them to.

4/11/19
9:28 AM
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Sweet baby Jesus....this painting is the artistic representation of the feeling that one describes as, “I need an adult.” Read more

4/11/19
8:11 AM
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I saw tons of Irish, Italian, and Polish flags in my old hometown of Buffalo, NY. No one batted an eye, cause white

4/9/19
2:51 PM
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At family get togethers, we like to recall the stories of when my grandparents emigrated to the country. Post-war famines and mass scale economic depression come and go, BUT THAT CONEY ISLAND FERRIS WHEEL!!?!? DROP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND TAKE THAT 15 DAY BOAT RIDE ACROSS AN OCEAN AND LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND!!

4/9/19
1:37 PM
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11 Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight and was full of violence.12 God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. 13 So God said to Noah, “STOP EATING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING FACES.”