“Mommy, why did daddy lose his job?”
“Same reason he lost his marriage, honey. He has a real problem when it comes to eating ass”

So....

Ariana Grande was the drone

DISCRIMINATION!

My favorite part is dreaming of, after his successor assumes office, he tries to do the thing that former presidents do when they sit down with their successor and explain the duties and responsibilities of the office, and the person is like “naahhh bro, you’re actually excused from WH grounds permanently, kthxbai!”

I was going to suggest Mason “Yodeler” Ramsey

who gives a fuck who they love, how they love, or how they identify

I too enjoy reading black lines interspersed with words like the, yes, I, him, her, this and for.

I got halved, or close enough, as well. The part that stung is literally nothing (small raise) changed at all from the previous year. Student loans are paid off, left withholdings and what not the exact same. Mortgage interest is the same.

Racist, unhinged, bloviating shitbags given a podium to spew fuel on a fire? Sure, why not.

The very few replies that think they’re ‘winning’ have pictures, because of course those morons love showing themselves to the world. And dear god, every single one looks EXACTLY like you’d expect them to.

Sweet baby Jesus....this painting is the artistic representation of the feeling that one describes as, “I need an adult.”

I saw tons of Irish, Italian, and Polish flags in my old hometown of Buffalo, NY. No one batted an eye, cause white

At family get togethers, we like to recall the stories of when my grandparents emigrated to the country. Post-war famines and mass scale economic depression come and go, BUT THAT CONEY ISLAND FERRIS WHEEL!!?!? DROP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND TAKE THAT 15 DAY BOAT RIDE ACROSS AN OCEAN AND LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND!!

Let’s be real though: Peppa would be the first one on the streets, ready to purge the shit outta everyone.

A sharp clap of gunfire rang through the quite evening streets of London.

the water of Flint

¹¹ Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight and was full of violence.¹² God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. ¹³ So God said to Noah, “STOP EATING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING FACES.”

Your resident troll is half-post-out of going full on OH YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ILLUMINATI!

Come on now, we all know ‘very fine people’ don’t constitute a national emergency, no matter what they’re doing.