GlitterbombFarts
glitterbombfarts
1/28/19
2:59 PM
96

And I just want a machine gun, a tank, and a bomb to complete my weapon collection. What an argument! 

1/18/19
2:43 PM
1

Exactly... that’s what they do.  Every news channel is chasing breaking news, and if you turn to FOX, it’ll be discussing the war on christmas, an illegal immigrant stealing food, CLINTON CLINTON CLINTON, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA....But never ever the breaking news the makes Dump look bad.

1/16/19
10:40 AM
1

Us too....it’s a fucking mess. OPM already takes forever for background checks, and now we have this. It’s thrown all sorts of fun wrenches into our system.

1/14/19
3:03 PM
21

Fuck you, Jupiter, with your “I have my own gravitational pull” bullshit. All bodies with mass have their own gravitational pull. It’s call elementary principles of Newtonian physics. Read more

12/30/18
5:09 PM
6

That’s the most authentic smile I’ve seen from her. 

12/17/18
3:28 PM
151

We dread the destruction that will come when the bulldozers arrive, which could be as early as February. That loud, heavy machinery will cause irreparable damage to the habitat we’ve worked so hard to restore. Read more

12/7/18
11:15 AM
61

You could have slept with Sarah Huckabee? Not my cup of tea but you do you Rear Admirial, you sly dog.

11/30/18
12:57 PM
208

My ejaculation was violent. Before anybody could react it had already broken a beer bottle and threatened the bartender. When somebody tried to deescalate the situation, my ejaculation grabbed them by the throat and threw them onto the beer splattered floor. Later on my ejaculation was seen entering a convenient Read more