I just wonder how many times his lawyers tried to explain this concept to him before they just gave up. “Mr. President, technically you can obstruct justice even without....I mean, if you keep saying that, it kinda makes it look like....oh hell just press tweet, it’s fine.”

“Barack Obama, your honor.”

“I don’t need a safe word.” “you do now” I don’t know why but John Cena was all kinds of working for me in that movie.

Something I thought I’d never hear myself say, “I’m not too big of a fan of John Cena, the wrestler, but I LOVE John Cena, The Actor”

I’d recognize Willem Dafoe anywhere.

LMAO!!

😂😂😂😂

The reference is to Fullmetal Alchemist. As a casual anime/manga fan it’s one that I would actually recommend to anyone who has a passing interest in the medium. It has a good mix of serious moments and comedic elements, and I had a genuinely good time watching the mystery at the heart of the story unravel. I feel…

LMAO, why a poncho though?

And those are the calm ones...

Lol pretty much. They use to just respond with “who’s your fav” so they can tear that artist down and compare her/him to Beyonce

I like Beyonce and all but my issue isn’t with her but with the Beyhive. Whenever I hear someone say she’s overrated I respond with “the Beyhive and their standom is what overrates her. Even when she does a mediocre song they make it out to be the best thing in the world. I can’t jump on board with how they make her…

Asking for it.

looks like someone here is in the pocket of big egg.

Meth-fueled hours. Awesome. Please, take my star

Hold on everyone....THIS GUY ACTUALLY SEEMS PRETTY COOL.


I’m sorry, I meant this guy.

Never heard Marilyn called an Appaloosa before, but I’ll go with it.

#rememberbowlinggreen

Obviously you, since you cant spell JERBS! correctly!