Fucking bears.

Because its great for a snack and fits on your back.

For one, It’s great for a snack and fits on your back!

but why does everybody love log?

This is a true power they have.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

No. Absolutely not. No chance. The constitution is quite clear you can only deny service if the individual has no shoes and/or no shirt. Those are the only two stipulated conditions under which this is acceptable.

Yep. Sesame Street was a great watch.

Remington’s new model for 2018 - the MR-15. Cheap to buy, fires blanks and melts down to a pile of slag in front of a determined teen.

He’s not the only one who’s scared of socialists

...and then the dog kicked back and spilled the drum of lube...the Aristocrats! (No? Sorry, rough audience)

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Our news cycle has been so fast-paced with Pres Cheeto related BS since he took office the infamous Bowling Green Massacre slipped my mind.

As someone who lives east of the Pennsyltucky line. This is SOOOOO accurate.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

She’s got her eye on one of the staffers...and her other eye on a different staffer three rooms away.

Omg. I haven’t even had gay sex since I stopped smoking pot (because I take 2 schedule 2 narcotics). But I sure had a lot when I was. I never knew of the correlation. Maybe it’s time to start smoking again!