Belichick is still following Brady around today, just staring at him with a disgusted look on his face.

Seems appropriate.

Me too! Just knew Toupee Fiasco was gonna put in an appearance and rant about a yuge wall!

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Ol’ David “Hobbos and Hoopties” Tracy

...I am quite certain that if The Salty Walrus mashed anything with The Cranky Lawyer, The Furious Wife would be wearing a walrus pelt before the day was out.

Look at Mr. 2 Bedroom Apartment over here.

but it’s difffffffeerrrrreeeennnnnnnttttttt because THEIR pregnancy was just a one-time mistake thing so Jesus doesn’t even need to forgive them unlike those others who are not filthy whores and should be forced to give birth because all life is sacred up until it can be denied adequate food, healthcare, or shot in a…

Sure, you snowflake cucks may have facts and science, but the Nazi’s have Jesus.Checkmate, libtard!

If Jesus were to show up and heal her with a touch, then maybe the fundies might have an argument, but then the GOP would start talking about the poor having access to medical care without having to work for it and the insurance companies would raise premiums in anticipation of people dropping their insurance to Go…

You tell me. Would you consider a joint that has super classy statues of parrots fucking to be a “Shithole”?

See... You get it!

Yup. With one fallopian tube in Pennsauken and the other in Swedesboro.

Not to mention Dr. Oz, countless other snake oil peddlers, and all sorts of harmful woo.

She also pushed “The Secret” really hard and gave a platform to “Doctor” Mercola, who pushes antivaxx bullshit any time he can.

Stephen Miller is a Nazi. Reggie Miller is an asshole that had a helluva a jump shot. Steve Miller makes bad music. Miller High Life is the “Champagne of Beers”. These are all indisputable facts.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

The lobby at the All-Stars is always an option.

You know how it goes, you settle in for a little nude foosball, have a few too many adult beverages, things get a bit heated, and the next thing you know you’re in a passionate embrace with your opponent and you get your dick stuck under one of the bars. It’s called foosballus interruptus. Happens all the time in the…