That POS couldn’t even kill a deer. Useless. I hope the deer stalks you and/or sues your ass.

He’s so incoherent—Ezra Klein in Vox really shows this in his piece on the interview—how can anyone tell what he’s “telling”? He has a pugnacious tone, and they just project the rest onto whatever half-cooked pablum he spews...

Isn’t it weird how no one praised Clinton for “telling it like it is” when she pointed out that coal was a dying industry? Instead it became a minor scandal.

Thanks. That was in my head. Also, excellent screen name!

“You know, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.”

When the sun throws just the right amount of shade

My brother was shooting some kind of low-budget music video and asked me to be an extra in it (I used to act professionally). I asked for details, like what time I needed to be there and where the shoot would be. He got huffy about those apparently craaaazy questions, we got into an argument, and I said forget it. The…

This is the best!!

Misandry Gif would be a good name for a band, especially because you could pronounce it “jiff” and wait for people to mansplain the proper pronunciation to you.

My 3yo is now singing and dancing to this earworm. Can’t wait for that phone call from preschool tomorrow.

I recently introduced my gf to this movie. She first reacted in horror and disgust, then started cackling with laughter.

Ugh I shudder at the memories of having oil heat. Not only do you get screwed on the oil fill up, but your electric shoots through the roof as well!

Laugh now, but this guy is eventually gonna figure out a way to have sex with those girls on PornHub, and we’ll be calling him the Thomas Edison of the 21st century.

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Hark, the Fox News Assholes sii-yiing, “Glory to the Peed on King!”

That last line... Thank you I needed a surprise laugh today.

I’m sure the beer is as overrated as Beyoncé.

“SEE!?!?! He barely raped her at all!!!”

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!