“Senator TubbyDucks!!”
*dies*

Howbowdat?

“How ‘bout dah?”

“Tell Tubbyducks he can meet me in the driveway.”

Damn this is fantastic, though I maintain perpetually-just-caught-in-the-act-compulsive-onanist is a better descriptor than Keebler elf.

sad, i suspect.

Right? If I had that kind of money I’d be knee deep in cupcakes and blowjobs right now, trying to figure out how to make weed into iced cream.

That woman had beautiful eyebrows... Until Obamacare took them and grafted them onto an illegal immigrant.

If this is your first night at fish club, you have to fish.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

obligs

Chuck. Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Schumer. You know that new liberal sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this.

Thatz not okay.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

Those guys are there to do a job. If some dude’s driveway has to be blocked so that I can get back to my tentacle porn, I say fuck ‘em.

Yeah what I don’t get Is the budget my 1200 sq ft house was $67000. We had no renos to do. Some of these so called budget friendly tiny houses are $50000. Plus those that want to tow it need a truck! And when I want to move move i can rent or sell my house.

LOL

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings