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Thank you! I’m a little surprised at how cavalierly people are treating her complete inability to take responsibility for outing him on national tv. MTV aired the footage but they wouldn’t have had the footage to air if she hadn’t deliberately and purposely decided she wanted to tell the entire world he was gay.

Yeah, I agree. If her reason for leaving was that the producers were manufacturing drama then she sure as hell knew that pulling him aside in the way she did and outing him was going to end up on TV.

I told my kids, “Do drugs. Flunk out of school. You can live with us FOREVER!!! It’ll be so much fun! Let’s watch Full House reruns!” They did some minor drugs, failed a couple of classes and repeated them — a fate I also warned them about (Hey! Remember how much you hated that class the first time? Guess what? You

He looks like he’s trying to figure out the what capitol of Nevada is.

I loathe shopping for all things. Bras and shoes are the top two on my list of shit that will make me rage out one day and snap. Go and get measured, they say. Let me tell you, “they” are assholes of the purest kind. Here is why:

The tablets weren’t birth control ... so it was okay to take.

Amelia probably helped the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor! How else do you explain their ability to crash so well!!!!

I can only give you a star, for I need to go buy some dental floss now.

My teeth hurt just thinking about it. Thanks.

Yikes! But are you sure it wasn’t a rabbit?

Super cute little murder-ninjas!

The incredible stupidity of that sign will never fail to fluster me.

Do not dishonor the House of Orange(-Nassau) this way. That’s the Dutch, or really Netherlandish, royal family, Netherlandish because their members used to come from outside what’s now the Netherlands, when they held different territories.

OK. You owe me a new brain because that pic just melted mine.

ILY

And people should be aware that the ones pushing for repeal and replace some time in the distant future are the far right republicans who don’t believe the government should play ANY role in helping people get health care. So really, this is about repealing and never replacing.

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?