Of course he wasn’t shot by a cop. He’s not a walnut.

I am so sorry! It’s such a pleasure to be able to do! I get nods from other parents who are in on it all the time. NO SHAME!

Zombeavers is amazing!

Funny you mention that, TMZ one time caught up with Peck shortly after Bell’s house was repossessed due to money troubles and asked him if he would be willing to bail Bell out. Peck said no and mentioned that it was Bell’s issue to work out.

I am so happy to see others who know the joy that is Zombeavers. People always look at me funny when I try to tell them about it. I think it’s time for a rewatch.

The Babadook reinforced my child-free resolve 10,000%. Christ.

I love Zombeavers!

There was a brief, shining moment when Event Horizon was available to stream on Netflix. No longer, alas.

Everyone needs a Hagrid.

Understeer: you see the bystanders you mow over

They’re similar in as much as they’re both noises made by birds. Chickens go “cuck, cuck, cuck”, while turkeys go “goebbel, goebbel, goebbel”.

Every ex says that

Lightly pickled onion ring?! I need this in my life.

Name them after his parents... and tell them you want them to sleep in the bed with you.

1st prize is a Corvair. 2nd prize is 2 Corvairs.

When I was pg with my son and my daughte was 2 1/2, we were in Kauai for vacation. We saw him, his kids, and his mother in law at this restaurant. We were the only families there for lunch. We kept glancing at him trying to be suave

At the time I’m writing this, the sea level is going down on Tangier Island right now. And I’ve attached proof.

• Vape pen

Cows have had enough of your shit, man.

I’ve been asked to do that at most job interviews, not just Hollywood. Is that not the norm?