A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

JT...Jason Torchinsky

The GT2 RS is not the car for ham-fisted jabronis looking to show off at Cars and Coffee.

Oh god, I just got rid of my 04 Vibe (same car as Matrix) five months ago for a fun daily driver. There was nothing specifically awful about the Vibe/Matrix, but I do not miss it...AT ALL.

The only way you’d be able to associate the name Trump with “endowed”.

Word on the street is you have to show twig and berries if you want to work with Elmo on Sesame Street.

I’m subscribing to this theory and no amount of evidence to the contrary will ever change my mind.

You see, this is all according to keikaku.

Pennsyltucky is real.

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

It’s been postponed? Huh. Well, how bout dah.

The “so-called fact” of viruses not working like that just proves to her how MUCH MORE MIRACULOUS her cure was!!!!! Of course there’s the possibility that she’s lying through her teeth but, being a Christian, she would NEVER tell a lie.

Fun trivia: Additionally to being strong enough to launch seals into the air like that Orcas also have thick enough skulls that they can use them to break ice that is over three feet thick.

Didn’t you know that that is what the latin name (Orcinus Orca) for them means?

That’s why they’re not called Wuvhuggy Whales.

Keep this video in mind whenever someone is attacked by an Orca and they survive and people say the Orca was trying to kill them. Trust this: an Orca doesn’t try to kill a person and just fail to do so. Same with elephant attacks. They may not intend to severely injure a person while making a point but, if they want a…

i searched for a picture of the hero and found this:

I’m American. If I need to say the Ottoman Empire started a century earlier than it did or if I want to turn the Third Crusade into the Seventh, Eighth or Ninth Crusade, I’ll do it. Don’t make me turn this car around.

No one has immunity for accidental killings, especially in a situation like this. One way or another, they will pay for it, whether that be jail time or a civil suit.