love Christiana! It helped that they added a Target. Even though Target has it’s problems, I think it’s a savings grace for malls.

I’ve been dragged to Christiana by my wife for ten years now and it’s always been a crowded shitshow.

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

Oh man, that handwave. “Bye, bitch!”

Has it ever occurred to you that every time you are working on your Z, you are giving it a Z job - ZJ?

Oh god.

Looks like a Charmander.

Actually I’ve often tought that passangers should also be like cargo.

And then there’s Uncle Webby:

Boeing did it already - see Navy P8 Poseidon. And I like your idea very much!

I’m waiting for someone to leak his phone number.. Just think of the chaos that could ensue.

“Counter suggestion: Can we equip 737's with launch tubes so people that won’t shut their damn kids up can be jettisoned as a family?”

Winner. This father of twins heartily endorses your idea. Crowdfunding must follow.

“Can we equip 737s with launch tubes?”

On a recent flight there were some drunk ladies behind me. One of them had never flown before so she knocked back 2-3 drinks on the flight. Anyway, we’re coming in for the landing when a baby in the back starts crying. One of the ladies says “Give that kid a pacifier!” and the drunk one says “Fuck that, give that baby…

The “One Love Manchester” show, set for June 4, will feature artists like Pharrell, Katy Perry, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Niall Horan, and more.

O/T but I found a new toy. Please use it irresponsibly.