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Was this filmed in the same basement they used for the final scene of The Blair Witch Project?

Because men being afraid to hire hookers to piss on them is one of the main things stopping America from being great again.

Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

It took you 10 years to read a 5 letter word?

do you really want me to write “yes, the digital is bad”

But the EMALS!

“Ew, lepers.”

The colonel’s message ring’s true.

To synergize the effects, I like to make a cocktail of Tylenol and alcohol. I call it “Cirrhosis”.

Now that’s a plan!

DAMNIT. Came here to post this, and was thoroughly beaten. well done.

I’m glad I am not the only one who immediately thought of this.

Judge Herman Munster!

Was just going to post this. Thank you.

I Like TrumpNoCare! Did you make it up?

I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING UNTIL RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARE CURRENTLY MY FAVORITE PERSON ON THE INTERNET.

I WILL NOT STAND for the door man at Dorsia to think I’m some kind of poseur by getting out of a car with such a banal power plant as a V-8.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

Reminds me of Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies.

That sounds like hell to me.