Only a hipster would want to look like a lumberjack on a tropical island.

Meanwhile, in hell...

For restaurants, yes. But the Michelin Pussy Guide actually goes up to 8 stars. But most only get 3 at most, so 5 is really good. Their only 8 Star pussy ever was this woman in rural Japan who lived in this shack that only locals (and REALLY cool tourists) knew about. Sadly, it closed in 1998.

“You are married? To a wife? Neat! You can bring her along, too.”

Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. 

This is the correct opinion. Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. But the only times humans get attacked by sharks are when they are the ones busting in messing with sharks. Like, I can sleep peacefully at night with zero fear of sharks because I am…

Now that is a Haunting figure.

This Cadillac Hearse You Can Sleep And Poop In

My 1900cp Gengar laughs at you.

I will always love them for this.

Found the source video!

Been waiting for the right opportunity to use this gem

The new History Channel/TruTV joint reality series, Terlet Spirits

“Instagram model” means high-end escort at this point.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Whoa-oh, black Yugo

It’s only weird if there’s someone in the car and you don’t stop looking. Source: have done

Wait, so anyone can buy a tank off of eBay?

I hope Ginsburg trolls Gorsuch forever by refusing to refer to him by anything other than “Merrick.”

I go to the movies regularly expecting: ...