Why does his accent sound so fake, when it’s his actual accent? It’s like his entire career is doing a bad impression of himself.

That’s the most famous music artist trump can get.

I buy that shit at the liquor store I rarely go to because it tastes like magic but I don’t want the snotty guy at my regular wine store judging me.

!!!!!!!Yield to traffic already in the roundabout!!!!!!

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

Seconded. Try a happy hour at one of your favorite places - light and casual, but with the potential to grab some more serious food if the mod strikes.

and I pee in the shower.

Too much booty for the scooty

Colorado has over 7x the population of North Dakota. That means, optimistically, that there are 7x fewer marijuana consumers in North Dakota than in Colorado. Assuming equal prices and consumption (a dangerous assumption) and equal taxation (probably wrong too), legal weed would bring in only $18 million a year in…

Well he loved everybody didn’t he? What a slut.

Yes! This is how I discovered it. Definitely creepy.

Same because someone tagged me in it and now I’m reconsidering their status as someone I call an actual friend

Not to be a vengeful prick, but I am going to laugh when all these Trump supporters are without affordable health insurance.

Well no shit, for one thing everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road.

It’s like their board of regents was captured by Jostens decades ago, and are forcing this super-special-club-ring tradition.

Hehe “former”

“I guess we’ll see, Daddy, if I’m having ice cream for dessert or not. The committee hasn’t come back yet. I haven’t asked Mommy. Mommy might say I get two scoops, so you don’t know that for sure yet. I might get all the ice cream, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, lots of flavors. Neapolitan. We’re just not sure, but…

Obi-Wan:

Have they considered an LS swap?

D.B. Pooper