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Sending lots of love and good vibes!

You are so not alone. You can dot this.

You have lots of support here.

You can do it!!! Sending you love.

Story of my life right there. At one point I drove a manual S10 pickup as my DD and my wife had a Bravada. From the driver’s seat there was very little difference between them and I can’t count the number of times that I did exactly that when driving her truck. Scared the crap out of me, and probably everyone behind

I had an ‘86 Hyundai Excel (also known as the POS) that had been to Hell and back, I think. It’s charming quirk was whenever you got into the car you were aware of how big a piece of shit it was.

Stop in at the kiosk at your next protest. You can pick up the direct deposit forms at the same time. SO CONVENIENT!

Act now, discuss later as a technique meant to bring me (a Hillary voter) into the fold? IT’S A BOLD MOVE, COTTON, WE’LL SEE IF IT PAYS OFF.

Son of a son of a bitch! Mother, mother fucker!

Took my Family skiing in Durango (used to be called Purgatory) some years ago. Flight from Denver was cancelled due to weather, but we found a ride on a turboprop. Rough flight - very rough. Daughter # 2 became airsick and filled a barf bag. Daughter #1 became inspired by the noise and smell next to her and also

Somehow, whenever we talk about going there it takes forever for us to actually eat.

I fly large airplanes for the military and often when we’re flying across Europe we’ll get a call from local ATC passing on a request from that county’s air force to do a practice intercept on us (NATO only please).

This guy is such a cunt.

nice my pick made the list :)

Do I have to pay for a whole seat if I’m only going to need the edge?

On Ice or GTFO.

I don’t see anybody seriously injured, so I’ll allow it.