In Soviet Russia, Backfire fires back at YOU!

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

“ like how you had nothing of worth to say so decided to gray me. Good on you Jason. Always easier to attempt to silence those that prove you wrong than to have any actual points. What a sad pathetic person.”

I think the reality is more like, your opinions are stupid and beneath him and at the end of the day it’s you…

IT WAS CHEMTRAILS!

I once met a guy with a 3 Doors Down Tattoo.

That’s all you needed to know about him.

CALL THEM!!!

I was nineteen and I was regularly getting it on with a twenty-four-year-old law student.

It gets better, until they tell you they tell you they actually aren’t going back to college monday. Because they failed 2 classes, and want to learn to weld so they can make sculptures, despite never taking a single goddammed art class. Whaddya mean you’re fucking off to welding school, how much is this gonna cost me?

Problem is, you have to be cool as hell to pull this off, like Carrie Fisher was. If a night-cheese eating loser like myself did this, it would be nothing but side eye from the two people that showed up to my funeral.

Thanks for the vote of confidence! I’m trying to remember what my bestie once said: “It takes 42 muscles to fake an orgasm and only 22 to say ‘It’s called a clitoris and it’s right here’”.

it’s on top of the Jeep

Ah, so you were that girl I had a total crush on but was afraid to talk to. I always wondered what happened to you!

By your original comment, it seems that you can’t.

she felt worse, i bet.

/FASHIONTAKE