She looks like she’s going to hang herself.
Imagine his reaction when he gets to the pearly gates, and finds out it is actually 75 Virginians.
Live in Newark. Can confirm.
Toddlers, on the other hand ... those little shits can destroy anything.
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You obviously haven’t driven a modern bus. Trail braking a Volvo double decker in the wet into a roundabout with the rear gently stepping out and 50 passengers on board is a rush of satisfaction that puts a smile on your face like nothing else. The shrieking passengers upstairs adds to the sensation dramatically.
My dad did something like that to my sister. He kept telling her that she was getting a Trans Am for graduation. She graduated and he gave her a Trans Am shaped pillow. She was furious. A few months later, she goes in her room and sees the pillow and gets pissed off again. She grabs the pillow and punches…
Charge him with a salt!
Donald Trump cares about wack people.
Member when Han did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs in his 996 Millennium Edition?
Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?
It’s just a lovely blue dress.
i commented this over on Deadspin a couple of days ago but all i want is for someone to be a fucking adult and tell him NO
Mine’s funnier