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Newp, I’m the same way. I drive “spirited” but I can’t handle being a passenger when someone’s even just driving a little fast. It’s a control thing.

GOING INTO OVERDRIFT!!!

The trunk of my old HS girlfriend’s Ford Probe worked great as a cheap motel.

No, you can’t.

The good news is all the food is temperature controlled so there’s no danger to the manifold.

You never had it. You never had your car!

I'd call that riding "shitgun"

I see a Pulitzer in your future

I feel ya. When I’m a passenger, I probably take my eyes off the road less than when I’m piloting. Not sure if this is good or bad.

EVEN BETTER

Some people aren’t so nice.

Just do it, Raph.

You sir, are proper AMERICAN!

The correct saying is “Super Doriftoooooooooo!!!!!”... just saying

Photo #1 shows owner’s perfect grasp of BMW parking procedure.

“Some kinda brake failure”

I would venture a guess that the majority of drunk driving *is* drunk AND tired driving, a) because mostly it happens late at night, and b) because alcohol does make you more tired.

And anecdotally, everyone I know who has had a DUI (a handful of people) have all gotten them after falling asleep drunk in their cars.

It’s an interesting question and I don’t know the answer with certainty and would love to hear answers from a forensic pathologist or a homicide investigator. It may even be a difficult thing to determine with certainty.