Invite her to surprise Fight Club without warning her!
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The struggle is real. I can’t sign into my new iPad.
You need to rename Magnolia to Ariana; that face straight up says “thank u, next. Redux: got a hundred more Xmas trees to slaughter”
“How about I take the big brained option, just get in my car, and go home?” - What I yell at the screen during every horror movie ever.
That phase where they think they’re still a puppy....and it lasts 15 years...
That phase where they think they’re still a puppy....and it lasts 15 years...
Baby Elephant Seals vs Hobos, 2019.
Other fun facts: Ariana Grande’s song “Side to Side” uses the term ‘dick bicycle,’ and I’m so goddamn old at 30 that phrase scares me.
*sigh* I’m dating again at 30 as well after being in a 6 and a half year relationship. Unfortunately, either all humans are awful or I forget what this shit was like in my earlier 20's and can’t cope with the world as well as I once could.
You don’t fuck the flu; the flu fucks you. In Soviet Russia....also the Flu still fucks you.
*heavy sigh* I had the best damn quote from one of those “What’s the Worst” blogs when someone’s partner was trying to convince them to rub semen all over their face and now I can’t find it.
If you find yourself in need of a laugh, check out Seereax on youtube. He just started playing through 2, on hardcore, without having played it before. It’s...rather hilarious.
*Incoming internet sensation*
“WOOOORLD STAR!!!”
*tries to fight seal. Gets fucked up and eaten by all the seal*
Too tame. He’ll have ‘inside sources’ that ‘uncover’ she was ‘one of the most vicious guards at Auschwitz.’
The king of “do it for the role” still belongs to Michael Pitt, though. I’d classify him as a more ‘unfamiliar” name to most people, but he picks roles he thinks he’d like, and he always crushes it.
He still basically aborted her from the family even after he failed to abort her from the womb.
..Aguilera asks him to think about how much taller P!nk is than her..