Kinda relatable: my sister’s BF is pure back-woods VA. (He’s one of those one in a million where he literally just never experienced thing and when you explain them, he gets it. Kudos to my my sister for his awakening)

Fuck. Everything.

Oh...oh yea?!...well....um...my aunt’s neighbor’s neighbor’s nephew got vaccinated and then died and started having gay sex with tigers!

“Mr. Cohen, we’re highly disturbed and concerned to learn that you may have lied to us......about Benghazi”

Ugh, Ugh.

“My friend’s friend took her baby for vaccines and it died of Black Plague after 15 minutes!”

What are you saying, 2031 James Franco?

I’d expect that reply....YOU MOLE AND/OR LIZARD PEOPLE!

Ominous moment: I wouldn’t know who this person was if I didn’t learn of her through Jason Nash’s YouTube channel.

Right now all she is is propaganda feeding fodder for State TV

Typical reaction......FROM THE ILLUMINATI!

Fox: There’s some talk of ‘deliberately obstructing justice via witness tampering,’ but I think now would be a good time to change the topic and discuss this Monica Lewinsky situation we have going here in 1998. 

BENGHAZI ILLUMINATI CHEMTRAILS QANON & MOLE AND/OR LIZARD PEOPLEEEEEEE!!1!1!!!1

Hogan Gidley was praying for his moment to shine if Samwise Gamgee died.

Ugh, don’t remind me. We have a 15 business day window before we can even reach out to request a status for an applicant. Throw a month’s plus worth of backlog into the mix? Double ugh.

An incredibly massive impact that ‘President Jerbs’ completely ignores: no background checks are being processed.

If you don’t know then how the fuck have you made it past 3rd fucking grade?

Moms need it to remember the days when penis wasn’t just attached to that thing that doesn’t do laundry and snores like a banshee.

“Howdy there physically and emotionally attractive mate, what say you to some coitusing?”

(I am not Craig)