Allow me to mansplan it via a series of emojis!

“I noticed you happen to be a bit down in the dumps. Nothing a good ol’ fashioned dicking can’t fix!”

Be best and eat your damn beets!

I heard Jupiter puts ketchup on steak. Well done steak.

Am I supposed to quit and .... then what?

Faux: “Mike Pence is highly concerned about who is Mother-fucking behind his back”

They just added an update to include that they arrested her for assault on a white male fist by means of her face.

Claimed footage of the southern boarder:

““They have the best vehicles. They have stronger, bigger, and faster vehicles..”

‘proper Forrest Management’

Come now, we’ve always been at war with Eurasia!

Genius? You’re getting a bit carrier away there, Skt. Please try to Be Best.

also change the ridiculous immigration laws that our Country is saddled with

Nothing says ‘job well done’ like an unsolicited hug from behind or a firm pat on the bottom!

Let he or she who hath no begun a sex cult that involved genital branding cast the first stone!
*super awkward crickets*
Aha! I thought so!

Word on the street is, it triggers the libs soooo much when you punch yourself in the genitals!

Pictured: Malaria as Dotard goes in for the kiss

Without personally knowing that goose, I’m 100% confident saying it got what was coming to it.

Legend levels would be if Mexico built a wall on their side of the boarder and suckered Dotard into paying for it.

Also boys: Stop fucking murdering people. Seriously. Stop.