The best ones will be of his unpaid Secret Service detail standing just off the tee box glaring at his stupid orange self.

Can we just go full on Elizabeth Bathroy on his ass and wall him up somewhere? Maybe that will finally shut him up for good.

Hey Bill, why not let us know your thoughts on your show on Fo...oh...wait.

And also 7 of the 7 pictured adults deserve a Crippler Crossface immediately.

I think we started cursive in second? It’s been twenty odd years, but I’m 99% sure it was either second or third, and by fourth, all papers had to be written in cursive.

Which is more illogical:

I had admitting this, but I never really got the having subscribed channels or religiously ‘watching’ YouTubers until I stumbled across Plan Zero. And now I’m subscribed to like 30 things and hate myself -_-

Ahh...but what are your thoughts on...ready for this?...

Personally, I feel like we should invest in a monorail. After all, even Shelbyville has one.

Charging Dotard every time she has to touch him is probably as close as she’ll ever come to Be Best

Based off the way politics in this country have been trending, they’re more likely those asshole yellow jackets that hang out in your shoes, gloves, hats, and silently land on your head so when you go to see what’s in your hair, you get lit up by a jerkface stinger to the pinky.

You ask for cars and all you get is the bees

I recently started using a Juul to try and get on the path to quit smoking; my ass is 100% as self conscious about using that as I was about blowing a lung full of cig smoke in someone’s face.

Ahhh...but do you...smock?

Applicable:

Budget? Who needs a budget when you’re getting to vacation on the tax payer’s dime? 

So we can just stop paying them and take away their health care, right? Because that’s what happens if I arbitrarily decide to stop doing my job.

“We’re going out and randomly murdering hobos, then skinning them and wearing them like an Eggar suit”

some of that sweet sponsor cash.

Cancercoins for all!