The hallmark of a truly gifted bartender is the ability to blend a scrumptious Cyanitini.

New evidence has come to light showing this so called ‘innocent good guy with a gun’ consuming Skittles and an Arizona Iced Tea in 2004. We just want the public to be informed of what the situation really was here.

if schools are half as chaotic as I remember

He should have tried what my mom does and use over the top hand motions while mouthing the words slowly.

“Know what’ll cheer that sad kid up? Just a lil’ bit o’ child abuse!”

Almost as scary as how fucking impossibly stupid Dotard is.

I don’t follow hockey, but I sure as shit am a huge Gritty fan. Comcast 2 should get a massive Gritty on top to oversee the city.

I used to love biking out there with friends to hang out by the pier and be moody teens.

Granted, the one voting station for all of them will be in a flooded cavern, and don’t get me started on the goblin’s damn riddle.

I’ve found that every time I swipe right, there’s zero desire to actually have to meet someone new with the express intention of maybe starting some kind of relationship.

Burn it all to the ground. It’s the only way.

This looks unbelievable Dutch. Sigh, I miss Wassenaar :(

I do rather love that Gritty is the face of the revolution for our city.

(DO NOT ACTUALLY KILL HIM.)

Momma dukes is probably 5'4, and even after my teen growth spurt put me at 6'3, you better believe I was still afraid of her.

Sometimes kids just need a good beati....er...I mean....reeducation. Yes. Reeducation. Via wooden spoon.

At least she didn’t take a selfie with said son and titty?

“Ugh, what bullshit are these fucking insane people getting into this time...”
*sees dwarf tossing*

Seeeee you tooooniiiiight

You have an obligation to record this. This will count as a gift for humanity.